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<p>[QUOTE="42Skeezix, post: 20263, member: 40"]...From the Harvard Lampoon parody, Bored of the Rings (1969)</p><p><br /></p><p><b>Tim Benzedrine</b></p><p><br /></p><p>Toke-a-lid! Smoke-a-lid! Pop the mescalino!</p><p>Stash the hash! Gonna crash! Make mine methedrino!</p><p>Hop a hill! Pop a pill! For Old Tim Benzedrino!</p><p>***</p><p><br /></p><p>Snorting, sporting! Speeding through the arbor,</p><p>Pushing till the folk you burn toss you in the harbor!</p><p>Screeching like a dying loon, zooming like a thrush,</p><p>Follow me and very soon, your mind will turn to mush!</p><p>Higher than the nowhere birds grooving in the air,</p><p>We'll open up a sandal shop where everyone will share!</p><p>Flower folk are springing up, wearing bead and boot,</p><p>And if you down me you can stick a flower up your snoot!</p><p>To Love and Peace and Brotherhood we all can snort a toast,</p><p>And if the heat is on again, we'll all split to the Coast!</p><p>***</p><p><br /></p><p>Oh uncool bush! Unloose this passle</p><p>Of furry cats that you hassle!</p><p>Tho' speed my brain's destroyed,</p><p>I'm not half this paranoid!</p><p>So cease this bummer, down the freak-out,</p><p>Let caps and joints cause brains to leak-out!</p><p>These cats are groovy here among us,</p><p>So leave 'em be, you up-tight fungus!</p><p>***</p><p><br /></p><p>Tim, Tim, Benzedrine! Hash! Boo! Valvoline!</p><p>Clean! Clean! Clean for Gene!</p><p>First, second, neutral, park,</p><p>Hie thee hence, you leafy narc!</p><p>***</p><p><br /></p><p>O slender as a speeding freak! Spaced-out groovy tripper!</p><p>O mush-brained maid whose mind decays with every pill I slip her!</p><p>O mind-blown fair farina-head, friend of birds and beetles!</p><p>O skinny wraith whose fingernails are hypodermic needles!</p><p>O tangled locks and painted bod! Pupils big as eggs!</p><p>O flower-maid who never bathes or even shaves her legs!</p><p>O softened mind that wanders wherever moon above leads!</p><p>O how I dig thee, Hashberry, from nose to sleazy love-beads!</p><p>***</p><p><br /></p><p>I've brought four with me to crash,</p><p>So now's the time to pass the stash.</p><p>***</p><p><br /></p><p>Then celebrate and take a toke,</p><p>To make us giggle, gag and choke!</p><p>***</p><p><br /></p><p>Hither come and suck a pipe,</p><p>Turn your brains to cheese and tripe![/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="42Skeezix, post: 20263, member: 40"]...From the Harvard Lampoon parody, Bored of the Rings (1969) [B]Tim Benzedrine[/B] Toke-a-lid! Smoke-a-lid! Pop the mescalino! Stash the hash! Gonna crash! Make mine methedrino! Hop a hill! Pop a pill! For Old Tim Benzedrino! *** Snorting, sporting! Speeding through the arbor, Pushing till the folk you burn toss you in the harbor! Screeching like a dying loon, zooming like a thrush, Follow me and very soon, your mind will turn to mush! Higher than the nowhere birds grooving in the air, We'll open up a sandal shop where everyone will share! Flower folk are springing up, wearing bead and boot, And if you down me you can stick a flower up your snoot! To Love and Peace and Brotherhood we all can snort a toast, And if the heat is on again, we'll all split to the Coast! *** Oh uncool bush! Unloose this passle Of furry cats that you hassle! Tho' speed my brain's destroyed, I'm not half this paranoid! So cease this bummer, down the freak-out, Let caps and joints cause brains to leak-out! These cats are groovy here among us, So leave 'em be, you up-tight fungus! *** Tim, Tim, Benzedrine! Hash! Boo! Valvoline! Clean! Clean! Clean for Gene! First, second, neutral, park, Hie thee hence, you leafy narc! *** O slender as a speeding freak! Spaced-out groovy tripper! O mush-brained maid whose mind decays with every pill I slip her! O mind-blown fair farina-head, friend of birds and beetles! O skinny wraith whose fingernails are hypodermic needles! O tangled locks and painted bod! Pupils big as eggs! O flower-maid who never bathes or even shaves her legs! O softened mind that wanders wherever moon above leads! O how I dig thee, Hashberry, from nose to sleazy love-beads! *** I've brought four with me to crash, So now's the time to pass the stash. *** Then celebrate and take a toke, To make us giggle, gag and choke! *** Hither come and suck a pipe, Turn your brains to cheese and tripe![/QUOTE]
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