Message:

<p>[QUOTE=&quot;daveydempsey, post: 121042, member: 22&quot;]He is in shock looking at the surprise wedding present the mother in law bought them.</p><p>His face is not screwed up enough for a yawn.</p><p><br /></p><p>When I married my Italian wife, my mother in law said to me at the reception &quot; Do not upset my daughter otherwise I`ll have you killed&quot; she then slipped&nbsp; £200&nbsp; in my shirt pocket and said get your friends a drink.</p><p><br /></p><p>Well I did upset her, LOL, I divorced her and survived.</p><p>My mother in law died a decade later and I went to the funeral , to make sure she was dead.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

Your name or email address:

Do you already have an account?

• No, create an account now.
• Yes, my password is:
• Forgot your password?

Stay logged in