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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;afantiques, post: 179842, member: 25&quot;]<i>and we haven&#039;t taken one of those guided tours again!</i></p><p><br /></p><p>I could give a guided tour here. We could start with the block of flats across the road where someone was murdered in the lift, move past the house next door that was a cannabis farm for a while, and the convenience store across the road that acted as a drug shop as well and still failed, move on to the pub a couble of hundred yards down the road where another chap was murdered (nothing fancy,, it&#039;s just brute force round here.) </p><p><br /></p><p>On the way back I could show you the chimp&#039;s house and tell you what they got up to, most of it out in the small front yard because they did not seem comfotable indoors.</p><p><br /></p><p>Then if it is July you could pick as many strawberries you like from our numerous strawberry beds, to eat them on the reasonably secluded back lawn before finishing off with a visit to what remains of the contents of the shed with a free souvenir each.</p><p><br /></p><p>Clearly you just don&#039;t do the right kind of conducted tour. <img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/smile.png" class="mceSmilie" alt=":)" unselectable="on" />[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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