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<p>[QUOTE="Marote, post: 9831932, member: 84568"]<a href="https://storiesforpreaching.com.au/sermonillustrations/groucho-marks-v-country-club/" target="_blank" class="externalLink ProxyLink" data-proxy-href="https://storiesforpreaching.com.au/sermonillustrations/groucho-marks-v-country-club/" rel="nofollow">https://storiesforpreaching.com.au/sermonillustrations/groucho-marks-v-country-club/</a></p><p><br /></p><p>Someone still tried to smooth over the incident by persuading the comedian to allow an application to be submitted for membership. The country club was embarrassed further when the application was denied. The reason? The Marx family was Jewish and the club was “restricted.”</p><p><br /></p><p>True to form, Groucho wrote back: “My wife is not Jewish. Can she go swimming and let our daughter wade up to her waist?”</p><p><img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie51" alt=":hilarious:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" />[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="Marote, post: 9831932, member: 84568"][URL]https://storiesforpreaching.com.au/sermonillustrations/groucho-marks-v-country-club/[/URL] Someone still tried to smooth over the incident by persuading the comedian to allow an application to be submitted for membership. The country club was embarrassed further when the application was denied. The reason? The Marx family was Jewish and the club was “restricted.” True to form, Groucho wrote back: “My wife is not Jewish. Can she go swimming and let our daughter wade up to her waist?” :hilarious:[/QUOTE]
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