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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;KingofThings, post: 155372, member: 468&quot;]Some levity maybe? <img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/smile.png" class="mceSmilie" alt=":)" unselectable="on" /> &gt;&gt;&gt;</p><p>~</p><p>A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with a tiny ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The boy is wearing a fire fighter&#039;s helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. &quot;That sure is a nice fire truck,&quot; the fire fighter says with admiration. &quot;Thanks,&quot; says the little boy. As the fire fighter looks a little closer, he notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog&#039;s collar and to the cat&#039;s testicles. &quot;Little partner,&quot; the fire fighter says, &quot;I don&#039;t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat&#039;s collar, I think you could go faster.&quot; The little boy says, &quot;You&#039;re probably right, but then I wouldn&#039;t have a siren.&quot;[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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