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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;afantiques, post: 28590, member: 25&quot;]<i>That junk museum replica vase above helped me ID a 19th century piece I have.</i></p><p><br /></p><p>Well, I&#039;m sorry, but that was unauthorised use of a decorative item and I have no choice but to report you to the Museum Police, who will be round in their black helicopters to drag you off kicking and screaming to the Museum Re-education Facility in Dumb Luck, Nevada, where you will be taught the difference between &#039;Decorative Use only&#039; and everything else by an intensive program of sleep deprivation, water boarding and semi starvation. </p><p><br /></p><p>I know it seems harsh, but only by constant vigilance and vast expense can the idiot who dreamed up the &#039;Decorative Use Only&#039;&nbsp; sticker be kept in his useless job doing such idiotic things, a right set down in the &#039;Secret Constitution&#039; for all really dim third generation Harvard men to have some sort of a well paid job.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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