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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;komokwa, post: 9510060, member: 301&quot;]<img src="https://thetourguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Last-Supper-Da-Vinci-with-Names-1440-x-675.jpg" class="bbCodeImage wysiwygImage" alt="" unselectable="on" /></p><p><img src="https://www.antiquers.com/attachments/leonardo_da_vinci_-_last_supper_-copy-_-_wga12732-jpg.450648/" class="bbCodeImage wysiwygImage" alt="" unselectable="on" /></p><p><br /></p><p>Jewish historians have debated this for centuries......</p><p><br /></p><p>Here are their most notable conclusions !!!</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>1. it&#039;s not supper, it&#039;s Brunch...invented by Jesus.</p><p><br /></p><p>2. those round breads are early Bagels.</p><p><br /></p><p>3. the girl to the left of Jesus is being consoled by Peter who has the only knife to cut the bagels, ..... for not ordering enuf cream cheese !</p><p><br /></p><p>4. Judas , holding a bagel in his right hand , is grabbing for another, cuz he&#039;s counted and there are not enuf bagels for everyone there.</p><p><br /></p><p>5. the 3 guys on the right are arguing that there is no Lox !, as Simon protests that it was not his turn to bring the fish.</p><p><br /></p><p>6. the 3 guys on the left are in awe as Jesus is about to perform a miracle and fill the empty plate in front of him with enuf lox for all !</p><p><br /></p><p>7. James , already sees the Lox....as his faith in Christ has given him foresight !!</p><p><br /></p><p>8. Philip doesn&#039;t yet see it, and Thomas is asking if he could get just one bagel .</p><p><br /></p><p>9. Jesus Christ is summoning up enuf lox for the whole gang......knowing if he does not..... a fight will break out and he could get stabbed !!!!</p><p><br /></p><p>So, it&#039;s brunch, and the gang is about to get unruly if Christ can&#039;t feed them all with just one fish !</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>PS . There are no goblets on the table , so that water into wine story ....no basis in fact !!!</p><p><br /></p><p>If anyone cares to argue that these findings , born out of reasonable and careful observations and readings of ancients texts , are not the most likely of scenarios ....</p><p><br /></p><p>Well then........you&#039;ve never been to a Jewish brunch.&nbsp; !!! <img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/wink.png" class="mceSmilie" alt=";)" unselectable="on" />..<img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie99" alt=":woot:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" />....<img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie75" alt=":playful:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /><img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie75" alt=":playful:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /><img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie75" alt=":playful:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" />[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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