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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;afantiques, post: 9371, member: 25&quot;]Obviously Lazlo K Smitz and the Baltimore Ladies Jack Off Team,&nbsp; after his succecessful defence of the All Comer&#039;s title at Iron Mountain, in 1957, when he was able to reach&nbsp; the one pint&nbsp; target in no more than 4 hours and 27 minutes, a record previously held by Joe &#039;Diamond&nbsp; Cutter&#039; O&#039;Hare, with 5 hours and 11 minutes.</p><p><br /></p><p>It is unfortunate&nbsp; that in later life our hero was&nbsp; by no means so well endowed with female assistants and this chronicler had to record his death in a tragic self abuse accident&nbsp; in Brooklyn in the late 1980s. He will be sadly missed by all who live from hand to mouth.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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