I cannot remember the names of these pipe tools

HAR! Woke up this morning to this email, of course it's no surprise:

"Do you have the advertisement prints that you are showing in the ad or are those just pictures you pulled from the internet? I don't have a need for the vise but I do collect prints like the ones you have shown. If you have them I would be interested in buying them especially if they are originals. Please email me if you do and I will give you my number to arrange something.
Thank you"

Only the sex is selling! HAHAHAA!!!

 

And of course, I could not have gone without some Nigerian scam:

"I was lucky to come accross your AD on CL but i couldnt contact you immediately just because of the incident that happened to me. i mistakenly hit a car yesterday so i wasnt myself all day. could you get back to us and let us know what day to set aside for viewing and negotiation. Am so much interestest in this please reach me at davidmorrisonincorporation001@gmail.com as i wont be the PC throughout this this weekend"

**DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THAT OLD SITE WHERE THE COWGIRL PLAYED THE NIGERIAN SCAMMERS? I cannot remember the name but it was funny as could be!

 

http://www.419eater.com/

POssibly this one.

I have fine example of a forged cashier's cheque from playing this game.

 

i mistakenly hit a car yesterday

as opposed to Purposely hitting a car ???

 

AHAHAHAAHAAHAA!!!!!!!!!!

Yes. Exactly.