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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Firemandk, post: 4326678, member: 7258&quot;]The late Kip Adotta would be proud....... made me smile .... and remember his record......</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>Wet Dream.....&nbsp; Kip Adotta </p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p>It was April the 41st</p><p>Being a quadruple leap year</p><p>I was driving through downtown Atlantis</p><p>My Barracuda was in the shop, so</p><p>I was in a rented Stingray</p><p>And it was overheating</p><p>So I pulled into a Shell station</p><p>They said I&#039;d blown a seal</p><p>I said, &quot;Fix the damn thing</p><p>And leave my private life out of it</p><p>Okay, pal?&quot;</p><p>While they were doing that</p><p>I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar</p><p>A real dive</p><p>But I knew the owner</p><p>He used to play for the Dolphins</p><p>I said, &quot;Hi, Gil!&quot;</p><p>You hafta yell, he&#039;s hard of herring</p><p>Think I had a wet dream</p><p>Cruisin&#039; through the Gulf Stream</p><p>Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh</p><p>Wet dream</p><p>Gil was also down on his luck</p><p>Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water</p><p>I gullied up to the sandbar</p><p>He poured the usual</p><p>Rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken, not stirred</p><p>With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side Heavy on the mako</p><p>I slipped him a fin, on porpoise</p><p>I was feeling good</p><p>I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry&#039;s squids</p><p>For the halibut</p><p>Well, the place was crowded</p><p>We were packed in like sardines</p><p>They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal</p><p>What sole</p><p>Tommy was rockin&#039; the place with a very popular tuna Salmon Chanted Evening</p><p>And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers</p><p>Probably there to see the bass player</p><p>One of them was this cute little yellowtail</p><p>And she&#039;s giving me the eye</p><p>So I figure, this is my chance for a little fun</p><p>You know -- a piece of Pisces</p><p>But she said things I just couldn&#039;t fathom</p><p>She was too deep</p><p>Seemed to be under a lot of pressure</p><p>Boy, could she drink</p><p>She drank like a... she drank a lot</p><p>I said, &quot;What&#039;s your sign?&quot;</p><p>She said, &quot;Aquarium&quot;</p><p>I said, &quot;Great! Let&#039;s get tanked.&quot;</p><p>Think I had a wet dream</p><p>Cruisin&#039; through the Gulf Stream</p><p>Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh</p><p>Wet dream</p><p>I invite her up to my place for a little midnight bait</p><p>I say, &quot;C&#039;mon baby, it&#039;ll only take a few minnows&quot;</p><p>She threw me that same old line</p><p>&quot;Not tonight, I got a haddock&quot;</p><p>And she wasn&#039;t kiddin&#039; either</p><p>&#039;Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock</p><p>I&#039;d ever seen come down the pike</p><p>He was covered with mussels</p><p>He came over to me,</p><p>He said, &quot;Listen shrimp</p><p>Don&#039;t you come trolling around here&quot;</p><p>What a crab</p><p>This guy was steamed</p><p>I could see the anchor in his eyes</p><p>I turned to him</p><p>I said, &quot;Abalone! You&#039;re just being shellfish&quot;</p><p>Well, I knew there was going to be trouble</p><p>And so did Gil</p><p>&#039;Cause he was already on the phone to the cods</p><p>The haddock hits me with a sucker punch</p><p>I catch him with a left hook</p><p>He eels over</p><p>It was a fluke</p><p>But there he was, lying on the deck</p><p>Flat as a mackerel</p><p>Kelpless</p><p>I said, &quot;Forget the cods, Gil</p><p>This guy&#039;s gonna need a sturgeon&quot;</p><p>Well, the yellowtail was impressed</p><p>With the way I landed her boyfriend</p><p>She came over to me, she said</p><p>&quot;Hey big boy, you&#039;re really a game fish&quot;</p><p>&quot;What&#039;s your name?&quot;</p><p>I said, &quot;Marlin&quot;</p><p>Think I had a wet dream</p><p>Cruisin&#039; through the Gulf Stream</p><p>Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh</p><p>Wet dream</p><p>Well from then on, we had a whale of a time</p><p>I took her to dinner</p><p>I took her to dance</p><p>I bought her a bouquet of flounders</p><p>And then I went home with her</p><p>And what did I get for my trouble?</p><p>A case of the clams</p><p>Think I had a wet dream</p><p>Cruisin&#039; through the Gulf Stream</p><p>Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh</p><p>Wet dream[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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