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<p>[QUOTE="komokwa, post: 89791, member: 301"]Dear Dr. Unhingedbottom :</p><p><br /></p><p>I have reason to believe that your lack of a sound nights sleep has caused a minor & albeit temporary chemical imbalance in your frontal cortex . </p><p><br /></p><p>My reasoning for this assumption is two fold.</p><p><br /></p><p>First off it would appear that you are trapped in a bygone era and possibly the victim of some long ago kidnapping that has left you sequestered in the tower of an 17th century castle. </p><p>( I'm unsure of how you managed to acquire fire for your candle....but that's another matter..) </p><p><br /></p><p>Secondly , what little information that can be gleaned from the photo's of the chair in question could not possibly elicit such an assertion from a thinking man such as yourself. </p><p>Your statement of certainty , must have therefore been arrived at while staring into the new days sun , which normally would burn out a persons vision , but in your sleep deprived condition caused your addled brain to fixate on an image of another chair you had once seen in your travels to Yi'xling prefecture.</p><p><br /></p><p>For such a wise and learned man who purports ....nay , asserts to such a high level of intimacy on this subject , it confounds one deeply to find that you have erred in such a grievous manner. </p><p><br /></p><p>To wit.....I believe for you dear Dr., .....it's nap time !</p><p><br /></p><p>Sir Komo Esq.</p><p>Head of Pharmacology</p><p>The Not Right in the Head Institute </p><p>Baronchesrershire Pond</p><p>UK.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="komokwa, post: 89791, member: 301"]Dear Dr. Unhingedbottom : I have reason to believe that your lack of a sound nights sleep has caused a minor & albeit temporary chemical imbalance in your frontal cortex . My reasoning for this assumption is two fold. First off it would appear that you are trapped in a bygone era and possibly the victim of some long ago kidnapping that has left you sequestered in the tower of an 17th century castle. ( I'm unsure of how you managed to acquire fire for your candle....but that's another matter..) Secondly , what little information that can be gleaned from the photo's of the chair in question could not possibly elicit such an assertion from a thinking man such as yourself. Your statement of certainty , must have therefore been arrived at while staring into the new days sun , which normally would burn out a persons vision , but in your sleep deprived condition caused your addled brain to fixate on an image of another chair you had once seen in your travels to Yi'xling prefecture. For such a wise and learned man who purports ....nay , asserts to such a high level of intimacy on this subject , it confounds one deeply to find that you have erred in such a grievous manner. To wit.....I believe for you dear Dr., .....it's nap time ! Sir Komo Esq. Head of Pharmacology The Not Right in the Head Institute Baronchesrershire Pond UK.[/QUOTE]
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