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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;J Dagger, post: 10040890, member: 10944&quot;]I wonder how long the guy looked for his watch. Probably turned his house upside down and fired the lady the came in to clean the house every other week. Turns out he had taken it off while taking a nap one day and it was eaten by the couch. He sat inches from his beloved lost watch for a decade(s) not knowing it was right there the whole time. So close, yet so far away. My parents got rid of the old couch in my teenage bedroom when I was out traveling. If you had tipped that thing you’d have found all my lost wacky tabacaky and accoutrements. I had a hole in the lining under the cushions. I could blindly reach up to a little natural shelf area where I had all sorts of contraband stored. Naturally some of it must have fallen in crevices and crannies. Twenty years later I bet if you sat me on that couch I could still bend and twist my arm and put my hand right in the perfect spot to get what I was after. It was a great hiding spot. I’d kill to go back and be a fly on the wall of that room the day they moved it. I can only imagine what was under that couch after years of teenage depravity.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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