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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;afantiques, post: 27677, member: 25&quot;]Wedding dresses should be replaced with bikinis. Not only would everybody be able to get a better idea of what was on offer, but the &#039;dress&#039; could then have a long and useful life as underwear or swimming gear, instead of being merely an instance of conspicuous consumption.</p><p><br /></p><p>It would also be a great help to gossips, estimating the exact stage of the pregnancy and might help to deter the genetically undesirable mating of barrage balloons.</p><p>To cope with cold stone church floors I would have no objection to a pair of fur lined boots, with optional high heels.</p><p><br /></p><p>Extension of this uniform to bridesmaids would&nbsp; be welcomed by all &#039;best men&#039; for the tradition of &#039;get off with a bridesmaid&#039; .</p><p><br /></p><p>I can envisage some minor objections to this plan from the women concerned, since in general they do not pay for the redundant finery, but the wiser counsels of thier menfolk should prevail.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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