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<p>[QUOTE="wiscbirddog, post: 550200, member: 125"][USER=602]@Aquitaine[/USER] LOL, well since you asked. . .</p><p><br /></p><p>My husband is a very large, hairy guy. Long ago we lived in a small cabin type house. We did have a furnace but mainly heated with a wood stove in the 'great' room. One cold, winter day it was too cold for him, after his shower, so he ran out dripping wet to dry off in front of the stove. Turned his backside to the stove & bent over to dry his legs. SIZZLE. . .YELP. . .he quickly turned around. . .there on his ample buttocks was a perfect, red GRID. I laughed so hard I cried. In-between gasping for air I tried (really I did) to offer him sympathy, but the laughter won out. His red grid lasted about a week, the missing hair grid took much longer to 'heal'. <img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie51" alt=":hilarious:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /><img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie51" alt=":hilarious:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" /><img src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie51" alt=":hilarious:" unselectable="on" unselectable="on" />[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="wiscbirddog, post: 550200, member: 125"][USER=602]@Aquitaine[/USER] LOL, well since you asked. . . My husband is a very large, hairy guy. Long ago we lived in a small cabin type house. We did have a furnace but mainly heated with a wood stove in the 'great' room. One cold, winter day it was too cold for him, after his shower, so he ran out dripping wet to dry off in front of the stove. Turned his backside to the stove & bent over to dry his legs. SIZZLE. . .YELP. . .he quickly turned around. . .there on his ample buttocks was a perfect, red GRID. I laughed so hard I cried. In-between gasping for air I tried (really I did) to offer him sympathy, but the laughter won out. His red grid lasted about a week, the missing hair grid took much longer to 'heal'. :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:[/QUOTE]
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