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<p>[QUOTE="Bronwen, post: 549867, member: 5833"]LOL. There was an awful episode, many years before that, when a couple of boys said another boy had fallen in with a bear at another of the city's zoos. There was an article of this third boy's clothing in the enclosure & the bear was put down. The 2 had lied; no such thing had happened. I was so ready to use more than the bowl brush on them. Grrrrrr!</p><p><br /></p><p>Later in the same summer, on a Wednesday when thunderstorms had been correctly predicted, visitors who take advantage of the 'pay what you wish' policy for that day of the week flocked in anyway. They subsequently removed the metal grates that protected the tree wells of the beautiful trees around the great lawn. Some idiot who had sheltered under one of them got blasted out of his trainers. He survived, but must have had a spectacular burn.</p><p><br /></p><p>Before Tiger Guy was even out of the hospital, zoo preemptively sued him for trespass, maybe endangering animals. In September I came in one morning and found a man wearing a suit & a zoo ID around his neck whistling at the jay thrushes I always whistle at, & doing a better job of it. When I asked what he did there, he told me he was Zoo Counsel (lawyer). I said, Boy, have you had a year!</p><p><br /></p><p>A very long time ago they had an episode when a gibbon they thought would stay in an open enclosure simply out of distance & shyness, swung out onto the shoulder/neck of a man who freaked out with undesirable, although non-fatal, results.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="Bronwen, post: 549867, member: 5833"]LOL. There was an awful episode, many years before that, when a couple of boys said another boy had fallen in with a bear at another of the city's zoos. There was an article of this third boy's clothing in the enclosure & the bear was put down. The 2 had lied; no such thing had happened. I was so ready to use more than the bowl brush on them. Grrrrrr! Later in the same summer, on a Wednesday when thunderstorms had been correctly predicted, visitors who take advantage of the 'pay what you wish' policy for that day of the week flocked in anyway. They subsequently removed the metal grates that protected the tree wells of the beautiful trees around the great lawn. Some idiot who had sheltered under one of them got blasted out of his trainers. He survived, but must have had a spectacular burn. Before Tiger Guy was even out of the hospital, zoo preemptively sued him for trespass, maybe endangering animals. In September I came in one morning and found a man wearing a suit & a zoo ID around his neck whistling at the jay thrushes I always whistle at, & doing a better job of it. When I asked what he did there, he told me he was Zoo Counsel (lawyer). I said, Boy, have you had a year! A very long time ago they had an episode when a gibbon they thought would stay in an open enclosure simply out of distance & shyness, swung out onto the shoulder/neck of a man who freaked out with undesirable, although non-fatal, results.[/QUOTE]
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