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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Dawnno, post: 615292, member: 10171&quot;]AH.&nbsp; eureka!&nbsp; [USER=5066]@James Conrad[/USER] you&#039;ve cracked the conundrum! It&#039;s not turner&#039;s conceit, or uneven floors, <i>it&#039;s a sobriety safety stool invented for drunks</i>.&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/wink.png" class="mceSmilie" alt=";)" unselectable="on" /></p><p><br /></p><p>Three legged chairs virtually can&#039;t tip over.&nbsp; Look at the &quot;richly-dressed woman [who] leans back in drunken abandon&quot;&nbsp; ... keep drinking and she&#039;ll just gently fall into a heap instead as she slides out...&nbsp; and although Jan Steen&#039;s doesn&#039;t have the &#039;back rail&#039; as does the OP&#039;s model, that must have been a &quot;safety improvement&quot; like a seat belt so a drunk just slouches further and further back and gets caught in it like a bucket until they sleep it off and sober up.&nbsp; </p><p><br /></p><p>It&#039;s a great turner buddy flying wingman for a friend.&nbsp; Turner and Drinker were out one night too many when Turner had his moment:&nbsp; &quot;You have GOT to try this when drunk... no more forehead bruises...&quot;</p><p><br /></p><p>Sorry, it&#039;s a Dutch buddy wingman: &quot;Yeuve GOT te tray dis ventrunk... no more foreheed brewses...&quot;[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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