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<p>[QUOTE="afantiques, post: 3431, member: 25"]Have you ever noticed how archeologists are never at a loss to explain a mystery object, all else failing it becomes a ritual or religious object. </p><p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Venus_of_Willendorf_frontview_retouched_2.jpg" class="bbCodeImage wysiwygImage" alt="" unselectable="on" /></p><p><br /></p><p>is in fact a satire on Ug's very fat third wife, made by Og to pass around the boys for a good laugh while they chugged the fermented mammoth milk.</p><p><br /></p><p>Following the hallowed methodology, it can be stated that the mystery object is clearly a votive figure of the Kegger people of Lower Uberwald, and represents Schlitzi, goddess of beer and stomach upsets. In her raised arms Schlitzi holds the partiate symbol sacred to Morboose, and the crooked bottom of the figure refers to her secondary aspect, with reference to inadvisable curries.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="afantiques, post: 3431, member: 25"]Have you ever noticed how archeologists are never at a loss to explain a mystery object, all else failing it becomes a ritual or religious object. [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Venus_of_Willendorf_frontview_retouched_2.jpg[/IMG] is in fact a satire on Ug's very fat third wife, made by Og to pass around the boys for a good laugh while they chugged the fermented mammoth milk. Following the hallowed methodology, it can be stated that the mystery object is clearly a votive figure of the Kegger people of Lower Uberwald, and represents Schlitzi, goddess of beer and stomach upsets. In her raised arms Schlitzi holds the partiate symbol sacred to Morboose, and the crooked bottom of the figure refers to her secondary aspect, with reference to inadvisable curries.[/QUOTE]
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