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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Mill Cove Treasures, post: 26970, member: 60&quot;]My dead dog turned out to be a problem.&nbsp; They kept sending jury duty notices in the dogs name.&nbsp; The first few I sent back with a note to explain that it was a dead dog and not a human.&nbsp; Then I started I filling them out as the dog and returning them.</p><p><br /></p><p>Reason why you can&#039;t&nbsp; perform your civic duty for jury service:</p><p><br /></p><p>1.&nbsp; Short attention span.</p><p>2.&nbsp; Can&#039;t sit still in the same place for</p><p>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; very long.</p><p>3.&nbsp; Need to be walked often</p><p>4.&nbsp; Limited command of the English</p><p>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; language</p><p>5.&nbsp; Can only respond with one loud&nbsp; &nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; word over and over.</p><p><br /></p><p>I signed it with a paw print. </p><p><br /></p><p>A few weeks later I received a letter threatening poor Sam with a warrant for his arrest if he didn&#039;t call.&nbsp; So, I called.&nbsp; The man&nbsp; I spoke with didn&#039;t appreciate my sense of humor, at all.</p><p><br /></p><p>Even after I explained that it was a dog, a dead dog, he said if Sam didn&#039;t come in, they would come and arrest him.&nbsp; I said &quot;her&quot;.&nbsp; He said what are you saying?&nbsp; &quot;I&#039;m saying Sam is a dead dog who was a female, you will have to arrest her, but first, you will have to dig her up&quot;.&nbsp; He told me he was issuing the warrant and they would be coming to facilitate the arrest.&nbsp; I told him to come on down. </p><p><br /></p><p>They never did come to arrest Sam but I did receive a few more jury duty notices which I happily filled out.&nbsp; Woof! </p><p><br /></p><p>S[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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