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<p>[QUOTE="all_fakes, post: 4268408, member: 55"]I do know a good and rather uncommon one....</p><p>Seems it was close to Christmas, and God thought it would be nice to have a big party for his Son, with music and all....He thought it would be nice to have some banjo players too, but realized of course that they were all in the Other Place.</p><p>So he called Satan on the phone, and asked "could you loan me a few banjo players for the party?" But Satan absolutely refused, and no matter what God offered, Satan wouldn't give in.</p><p>Finally God said, "send me the banjo players, or I'll file a lawsuit to get them!"</p><p>Satan replied, "where do you think you can find the lawyers?"[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="all_fakes, post: 4268408, member: 55"]I do know a good and rather uncommon one.... Seems it was close to Christmas, and God thought it would be nice to have a big party for his Son, with music and all....He thought it would be nice to have some banjo players too, but realized of course that they were all in the Other Place. So he called Satan on the phone, and asked "could you loan me a few banjo players for the party?" But Satan absolutely refused, and no matter what God offered, Satan wouldn't give in. Finally God said, "send me the banjo players, or I'll file a lawsuit to get them!" Satan replied, "where do you think you can find the lawyers?"[/QUOTE]
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