Featured Got some tools, hardware, and a flying saucer

I won a box of stuff in a government surplus auction of junk from an unidentified, closed Government place in Nevada that’s not on the map, couldn’t find out exactly where it was, they just listed some of the usual info as “classified.” Not even sure what some of it is. When I bid on it I noticed the shiny stuff but not the big dark-red saucer thing in the middle. I wondered why the 8x8-foot box was so heavy, was listed as 3900 lbs. on the bill of lading. I opened the huge box as the last thing I did today, took a couple of photos, and left, didn’t want to wait around and see little green men come out of the saucer thing. The saucer is about six feet in diameter and maybe 18” high.

Some of the facts in this story have been changed to alternative facts in order to increase the entertainment value.

 

Sure it's not all radioactive?

 

That saucer was in my truck once.
But I can’t talk about that.
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What?
Ooops.

 

Surely he has a Geiger counter and a few dosimeters around...

 

I know my truck isn’t.
My two boys are fine.
I’m ok...kinda...
My x was already nuts so she doesn’t count.

 

If he can find them!

 

Ha!!!

 

Gosh now you got me wondering about that, the warehouse isn’t heated, it was about 40 degrees F in there today, and the saucer thing was noticeably warm! Wonder if that means anything? Maybe only that them lil’ green men had their heaters on, nuthin’ to worry about!

 

It occurs to me that you may not know why I’ve mentioned my truck.
Do you know?

 

That ‘saucer’ will make a great yard sculpture.

 

That can't be good !!
I like the jacks !!!

 

Pardon my ignorance, Spring, but are those dark tall things jacks? For What?
Patd

 

what else could they be ?
you can clearly see the slot a rod fits in to jack up the top two rungs...

At least...I can !!

 

The dark things look like photon phasers, no?


Railroad jacks, 10-ton capacity

 

When you start having to make a mountain out of your mashed potatoes at dinner time, then it time to worry.
From the movie E.T.

 

from close encounters like my pic above

 

Yes, you are right. Have a headache so my thinking process is off.

 

Headache? ...or alien mind control...???

 

LOL, who knows these days.
Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.