Featured Ebay emails me thus: Decorative Pottery, Ceramics & Glass Vases and Horse Manure (our picks for you)

Um, can we say I'm eclectic?

 

It made me howl with laughter, I tell ya.

 

What? You have something against good fertilizer?

 

Wondering what @KSW can get as EBay suggestions...

 

Obviously they think you are not yet full of it & need topping up.

 

Who says eBay isn't one stop shopping!

I searched as a guest and on VPN so I wouldn't have Horse Manure suggestions being sent to me for weeks

 

well I learned something new here, you can buy horse poop on eboo.

what sh***ty picks from eboo.

 

To be fair, I did buy a pallet load of mushroom compost mixed with horse poop on Ebay a while back.

 

I don't even look at their suggestions anymore because they go by what you have searched for in the past & 90%+ of my searches are for things I am researching for resale.

I get a charge out of the emails they send me telling me about a seller who is selling something that I am also trying to sell. As if I want a second one when I can't sell the one I have already.

Artificial intelligence hmmmphhhhh!!!!!

 

Yes, exactly Peggy. I watch many things on ebay to see sold prices and they send me alerts when I have no plans to make a purchase on what I want to sell.

On etsy, I don't ever dare click on anything of an adult nature because then my front page is filled with nudity patatotie stuff.

 

They offered me thigh high boots

 

I’ve got a huge pile of it you can have. Free to collector of course

 

Bestie has her mare up in livery. A delightful Asian family begged to be allowed to take horse poop, as they grow veggies. Stables were only too glad to oblige.

Said family now regularly show up with bags of amazing home made biryani, bhaji and curries.

 

and for the price of something the stable wants gone. Hard to argue that one.

I get the same horse manure-grade emails from eBoo. They ain't too bright, but what do we expect from lowest bidder programming?

 

I am out of Ebay and will not return.

 

they will miss you terribly.......,,,

 

They don't seem to miss anyone they've chased off, including a lot of the best sellers.(SMH)