What's wrong with this nun sculpture?

Hi Silver,
Just for that I am sending you a bottle of mint vinegar and then come up and make you eat a salad made from it.
greg

 

Ruh Roh...

 

p.s. I stepped in to take some heat off the girls since they started it... Yes they did! I didn't do it.

 

Silver ignores such nunsense.

 

Silver ignores such nunsense.

 

See? I told ya.

 

In addition to the weird facial expression and even weirder single hand with extra fingers, unless she's kneeling, she has NUNexistent legs below her knees.

 

Hi Pat,
Everybody knows nuns do not have legs. TSK TSK. We had an order of German nuns and every Tuesday we had to bring a quarter to buy a pagan baby a soul. Every Wednesday the Lowenbrau truck made a delivery. Nuns from their chin to their feet were just a cone shaped mass. I know they had arms though. Their habits were flat rectangluar brown material that was pinned together to make their sleeves. Sister Helga would walk between the rows and Bobby and I would pull straight pins out of the sleeve and when she went to write something on the board her sleeve would slide to the floor. She always looked down so puzzled.
greg

 

Don't look at me !!!!

 

ROFLMAO!!! I can't stop laughing!

 

I think she was made by that lady in Italy (Spain?) who repainted the face of Christ on the church wall.

 

Either that, or Whoopi Goldberg's gone off the deep end..

 

Oh MAN I guffawed BIG time when I read that. bwaaahahaaa. *wipes a tear and the coffee that was sprayed on the laptop*

The nun legs thing... woooooohahaaaaa You guys are KILLIN ME.

Sorry Greg I had nunthing to do with this. *rolls eyes and skips out of the room*
FBR

 

I don't like the way she is looking down at me.....nun too creepy for me.

 

She would fit right in with Nunkey-faced Jesus. Thank goodness the real dude didn't look a thing like the original painting.

 

Her feet are in cement so the mob must be getting ready to take her for a little boat ride?

 

DH said the nuns at his school had only "yardsticks." But he thinks outside of parochial school those "yardsticks" were classified as "truncheons."

 

She looks pregnant.

 

Re: Bennet Cerf ...................... trading one-liners with Ben was a hoot - trying to have a serious conversation with him was tiresome at best, tedious at worst. No wonder his widow Phyllis married Robert Wagner - you couldn't get more boring than Bob Wagner................

So, yes, let's allow Mr. Cerf to rest in peace..........and stake a silver spike through there so he rises no more.......................

 

Mansons!