1911 Little Willies Book

You are pretty good moreotherstuff!

 

You've created a monster!

Little Willie in the sky
Riding in an aero-plane
Jumped right out and tried to fly
Mother said, “I can’t complain.”

 

lol, keep them coming.

 

Fortunately, it's pretty much my bedtime, but here's an eerie one before I go.

Little Willie was a joker
Caught his sister and he choked her
In his house they say you will
Often hear him laughing still

 

Little Willie on one dark night
Woke his sister just to fight
Chocked her,saw her bulging eyes
Beneath her bed now buzzing flies


Little Willie wanted so bad a boat
Saw if his sister could really float
When he saw that she had sunk
He ran to go get Granny's trunk

 

Little Willie built a fire
Fueled it well and stoked it higher
Problem was he had no grate
Burnt down ma and pa’s estate

 

Willie’s neighbors planted mines
Invited him to play Red Rover
When he ran to break their line
Father said, “That’s him all over.”

 

Little Willie really hated school
Always looking to break a rule
Told to sit in the Principal's chair
So he stuffed a spider in her hair

 

Little Willie was a little brat
Never ceased to tease the cat
Then oneday to his surprize
Little kitty scratched out his eyes


Little Willie was riding his new bike
Going faster until he could not stop
Came an old woman he did not like
So he hit her and her body went plop

 

Willy asked sweet Madeline,
“Wilt thou be my valentine?”
Said she, “I’d just as soon be dead.”
So he with glee chopped off her head.

 

Little Willy killed a cat
Bashed it with a baseball bat
Taken from his stash of toys.
Father said, “Boys will be boys.”

 

Shiloh and more, you are very talented! Keep them coming .

 

Little Willie gobbled down his dinner
Poor sister was looking thinner
Mom passed more peas and ham
Willie took sis's dinner and ran

 

Little Willie mean and stout
Chased his sister all about
Mom yelled to come and eat
Willie knocked Sis off her feet


this was really lame

 

Willie's uncle's name was sawyer.
His mom said that he was a lawyer
Willie never liked the law,
so he cut him in half with his chain saw.

 

Humm...not quite there...

Willie's girlfriend called him names,
& never joined in Willie's games
Willie, feeling quite morose
Spiked her drink....& overdose !

 

almost.....

Little Willie liked to shoot his gun
pointing it at people's heads was lots of fun.
The law came a running , and Willie was in crisis..
so he caught a plane east, & joined up with Isis !


There....now that's better !

 

Willie with his bow and arrow
Went and shot a baby sparrow
Mother sparrow so annoyed
Flew straight down and killed the boy

Little Willie did the laundry
All the clothes were such a tangle
Called his mom to help with sorting
Ran her through the washer mangle

 

with apologies to Hannibal Lecter:

Little Willy’ld make you shiver
Had for lunch a favorite Aunty
Lopped her head off, ate her liver
With fava beans and a nice Chianti