Help identifying an english desk

That is horrendous, but will probably be a museum in future.
So I take it you don't want your portrait on a freshly made urn?

 

nah, I'll pass indeed. In this regard I couldn't decide what is more tacky, the urn which looks like it was purchased in one of these Asia shops where everything is priced from 1 to 10 Euros, or the ugly photograph on it.

 

Maybe this will help, tacky urn with utterly tasteless portrait, and very badly photographed.

 

It's quite suitable for your ashes though!

 

I wouldn't even want my ashes in something like that.

 

dunno about the traditions of the outback, but here in Europe they still demand a minimum of quality for funerals, so no - no chance even for the ashes

 

Oh dear, oh dear.