Guilty Pleasure: Seeking BIRD (wine) CORKS

a bit more modest version:

 

I-sett-a corker or what?
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I had a GF that had one.... She was 6'.
What a show getting in and out of that!

 

You had a six foot tall girlfriend......ohhhhhhhh !!!

Gila.....next time ...out bid him.....& see if he doesn't change his tune !!
If not....we can send Shang to put a cork in him !!!

 

Good idea, Professor.

I want Shangas to go there and fill his pockets with a few of the guy's corks. Shangas, do you do any freelance strong-arm work? Collection-work, maybe? I could send my Uncle Nacho but he's afraid of planes.

 

Ha!!! A taller one too.
And one tiny thing as well. OH boy.

 

I COULD BE 6 FEET TALL... on a foot-high step-stool.

 

Could be......

 

Why was Komo about to pass out about that anyway???

 

Just imagining the........u no !

 

We liked Scrabble better......

How tall do you think I am?

 

Doesn't matter....I wasn't thinking about YOU !!! .....

 

Ha!!!!!!!
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I just figured you were imagining an extreme difference.

 

Watching a 6-ft lady getting out of a tiny car can't be any more entertaining than watching me get down from a gigantic SUV. I am confident about this.

 

Hmmmmmmmm....
Depends on the fashion sense on any given day.
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And your point of view....

 

You know I can't post what you're suggesting.....................

 

The collection continues...

Thanks to Senor Tortas de Alto (Mr. Tall Cakes) I am adding these three lovelies.
To the untrained eye, the two Goliath corks might look the same, but they aren't. The Lucky Duck is similar, but not the same as another I have.

Thank you very much, sir. If you ever need any parrot feathers or Corona empties, I'm your girl.

 

you're very welcome GG! so glad they got there safely...

 

There was a gallon-sized plastic bag jammed full of corks at a sale I went to this morning. Only 2 bucks, but (without emptying them out on the table) I did my best to peruse for "birds." None that I could see - and believe me, if there had been even 1, the 2 bucks would have been worth it.

Just wanted you to know, Gila.

 

Abuela, blessssssssssss youuuuuuuu!
I know... they're rare!

I so love all you folks here. It's like s big extended family that doesn't drop in after church on Sundays or ask you to babysit their kids!!!!!!!! AND helps find birrrrd corrrrkszszssz!

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